First topic message reminder :

New contest! I know you people are wondering why we are doing SO MANY contest. Well, is trying to branch out even further in all directions & with your help, it's possible!


This contest is a very original contest... Be sure to read carefully becuase, there is alot of inclosed information.

Whoever makes the 2,000th post will win 10,000 Cash + a chance to mod for a day. However, if you don't make the last post, then you will like this next part...
Whoever is on the top of every 20 pages, will win a free month's subscription of a Premium Member.

Please keep in mind, you may post as much as you'd like in this thread. (post 100+ times in a row if you'd like) However, if any illegal/prohibited text/image is displayed, you will be banneed.

Now.... GO POST & HAVE FUN!

Delighted!
I am flattered
And overwhelmed to Pink.
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Watch the pink slab fry
Its grease can lubricate eggs
Get ketchup ready
39

Spam on Wonder bread
He's allergic to sulfites
Hives come after lunch
40

Pressed, the cold slice soothes
Eye, a black-and-blue shiner
Spam, what useful stuff
41

Highly unnatural,
The tortured shape of this "food".
A small pink coffin.
42

Parts of pigs o' plenty.
Sumptuous feet and tails,
Rub amber gel through hair.
43

You don't want to know,
What they put in that tin can
It's scary to think.

44

Drop a pig in a blender,
Add salt and dye:
The recipe for Spam.
45

Have you ever lost anything
It's in that one little can,
Of Spam.

46

In the same manner as we,
lick envelopes to seal them,
cows lick Spam.
47

Did you ever wonder,
Where rats go when they die?
Spam knows where they go.
48

Well, on the downside, I'm out of spam haiku's.

on the upside, this is my 50th post!
50

i love shinedown

eek mushroom...creepy eye