First topic message reminder :

New contest! I know you people are wondering why we are doing SO MANY contest. Well, is trying to branch out even further in all directions & with your help, it's possible!


This contest is a very original contest... Be sure to read carefully becuase, there is alot of inclosed information.

Whoever makes the 2,000th post will win 10,000 Cash + a chance to mod for a day. However, if you don't make the last post, then you will like this next part...
Whoever is on the top of every 20 pages, will win a free month's subscription of a Premium Member.

Please keep in mind, you may post as much as you'd like in this thread. (post 100+ times in a row if you'd like) However, if any illegal/prohibited text/image is displayed, you will be banneed.

Now.... GO POST & HAVE FUN!

And this is why you should never let a squirrel eat your shoe.
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Spam is delicious, isn't it?
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and now for a haiku...
Haiku's are very easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator.

And now for a spam haiku
Clad in metal, proud
No mere salt-curing for you
You are not bacon
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Holy crap, I'm going to win!

I like to make people mad.

Cool, this is the 52 post! Party. ^.^

MOAR SPAM HAIKU's
And who dares mock Spam?
You? you? you are not worthy
Of one rich pink fleck
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guess what? another spam haiku
Silent, former pig
One communal awareness
Myriad pink bricks

you guessed it...
Twist, pull the sharp lid
Jerks and cuts me deeply but
Spam, aah, my poultice
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yup....
Can of metal, slick
Soft center, so cool, moistening
I yearn for your salt

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it never stops...
Blue can of steel
What promise do you hold?
Salt flesh so ripe
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ugh....
Grotesque pinkish mass
In a blue can on a shelf
Quivering alone
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more...
Like some spongy rock
A granite, my piece of Spam
In sunlight on my plate

Oh Argentina!
Your little tin of meat soars
Above the pampas
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