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Number of miles a snowmobile must drive at -30 F to fully brown a can of Spam wired to the engine: 35 (Source: The Iditarod [heard on a Madison, WI radio report for "National Canned Luncheon Meat Day, '96])

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Read this one carefully; it could save your life.

FLASHBACK: Morse cody

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legendary halo HAHA

now time for some soup...

FLASHBACK: Celine & the squirrel

FLASHBACK: Strange jonas obsession (Zac)

SPAM, SPAM a wonderful food,
It looks like it's already been chewed.
If it once was alive,
I hope it's not now.
Maybe I'll feed it to my cow.
And if my cow dies,
Then I'll know,
That SPAM is not the way to go.

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FLASHBACK: Rj & the hackers

Oh SPAM(tm)! Oh SPAM(tm)! Gourmet delight!
My food by day, my dreams by night.
To carve, to slice, to dice you up -
pureed in a blender and sipped from a cup.

What shining deity from Olympus knelt
down to the earth and hog butt smelt?
Creating then man's eternal desire
for swine entrails congealed by fire.

On some corporate farm, a pig has died.
Eyes, tongue, and snout end up inside
that cube of SPAM(tm) hidden in the can
I now hold in my trembling hand.

More than mere food, SPAM(tm) is for me
a hedonistic expression of gluttonous glee.
Mottled with pork fat, the pink cube engrosses.
My mouth takes it in, my intestine disposes.

Long have my arteries clogged to the sound
of sizzling SPAM(tm) when there's no one around -
furtively chewing or swallowing whole.
Triple bypass by forty, my medical goal.

Other processed meat products I've tried or declined
Vienna Sausages, Treet, even pig's feet in brine.
Though each may be tasty in different ways,
none matches SPAM(tm) for gelatinous glaze.

That glistening pinkness beckons me

with gristle, fat, and BHT.
Oh SPAM(tm), my SPAM(tm) - the taste, the smell!
The sacred meat product, from Hormel.


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Oh, Spam
With the clear
Jelly floating
on the top

you need no
can opener
four varieties
including SPAM LITE

Spam
Maps spelled backwards
green eggs
and spam

who can?
Spam can.
Who can resist?
drool drool
spam spam

Mr Spamman
Bring me a dread
Make it the saltiest
you've ever seen.

Lynn belches
from Spam

Spam,
wonderful
spam

Art thou real
Oh, spam

Spamio,
oh spamio,
wherefore art thou
spamio

Spam is the east
Spam is the sun

Oh, that
I were spam
that I could
touch that
spam

Dang it!
Chuck!
Did we ask you?
butting your spam
into our spam
dreams

dream of spam
Jingle Spam
oh what fun

It is to play
in spam
all day

Robin laid
some spam
squish it round
squish it round

I like spam
You like spam
let's all play
In spam

Double mocha
spam latte
Spam milkshake
Double bacon
spam burger
with cheese

Dangit Jim,
I'm a doctor,
not spam.

These are
the days
of our Spam


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SPAM IS NOT THE WAY TO GO. HA HA HA

Fossils...duhh duhh duhh