Okay, this is totally the funniest thing I've ever heard.

So you all know that "crackhead" is my word, right? Well, I didn't actually come up with it.

I heard it from the Reindeer Song that Teh_Mushroom invented around Christmastime. It's his modified version of "Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer".

Without further delay,
THE REINDEER SONG

You know Dasher, and Dancer, and Prancer, and Vixen
(No I dont!!!)
Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen
(No seariously, who are these guys??)
But do you recall the most famous reindeer of all?
(No, I told you, I never heard of these guys before!!)
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
(Hmm, he sounds like a crackhead)
Had a very shiney nose
(What? is that because of radiation or something?)
And if you ever saw it
(BUT I HAVENT!!!)
You would even say it glows.
(You said that already.)
All of the other reindeer
(Oh yeah, those other guys)
Used to laugh and call him names
(Well so would I, he's a red-nosed FREAK)
They never let poor Rudolph join in any reindeer games.
(Again, I'd have to agree with the "other reindeer" this time)
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
(NO!!! ITS WINTER!!! ITS SUPPOSED TO BE SNOWING!!!!)
Santa Claus came to say
(Omg, is he a crackhead too??)
"Rudolph with your nose so bright,"
(Again with the nose. Give it a rest already.)
"Wont you guide my sleigh tonite?"
(No. Im busy. Guide your own dang sleigh.)
Then all the reindeer loved him
(Oh kay,...thats disturbing)
And they shouted out with glee,
(Yes I'm sure they were quite loud)
"Rudolph the red nosed reindeer.."
(*cough* CRACKHEAD!! *cough*)
"You'll go down in history!"
(AS A CRACKHEAD!!)

(All credit goes to Teh_Mushroom, who came up with this hilarious nonsense. )

HA HA AH AH AH AHA H!
Congratulations Teh_Mushroom, you just came up with the funniest modified song of the year!

I laughed my head off when I read that..... Lol, 'AS A CRACKHEAD'!

I love this edited song!